Therapy: Organization Style

THE PSYCOTHERAPY AT THE CASTLE OBLIVION.

Xemnas: Okay. I've called you all here because-
Demyx: TWO WORDS!
Xemnas: No, Demyx.
Demyx: SOUNDS LIKE!
Xemnas: Be quiet!
Demyx: But!
Xemnas: I ORDERED YOU TO BEEEE QUIET!
Demyx: -Shuts up-
Xemnas: Now, I brought you all here today to say-
Marluxia: Sora is back to life?
Xemnas: No... Wait, we never killed him.
Larxene: We didn't!?
Xemnas: No, you twit, we payed him 10 munny and a sea salt ice cream to shut up and go away!
All: OOOOOOOOOH.
Vexen: Makes sense.
Xemnas: Now if I could PLEASE get on with it.
Laxeus: Yes, get on with it!
All: GET ON WITH IT.
Xemnas: -Glare-
Zexion: GEEEEET ON WITH IT.
Xemnas: STOP WITH THE MONTY PYTHON RIP OFFS AND LET ME SPEAK.
All: -MumbleMumble-
Xemnas: Thank you. Now, because of recent fiascos, MARLUXIA AND LARXENE,
Marluxia & Larxene: -Whistle the Kill Bill whistle innocently -
Xemnas: I've hired a Psychotherapist to help evaluate everything that's been going on with you all.
All: -GROANS-
Xemnas: Now, some of this is court ordered... -Glares at Axel-
Axel: -Smile and thumbs up-
Roxas: -Cries-
Xemnas: And some is just /obviously/ necessary.
Xaldin: -Twitch- -Twitch-
Xemnas: Riiiiight...
All: -Awkward silence-
Xemnas: Okay, well, that was the most awesome awkward silence ever.
-INSERT GIANT OMINOUS DOORBELL RINGING-
Xigbar and Demyx: OOH, PIZZA IS HERE!!
Xigbar: Finally! He was supposed to be here, like, two hours ago!
Xaldin: Oh, there was a pizza man? I kind of.. lanced... him... a couple... hundred... times.
All: ..............
Xigbar: Again!?
Xaldin: SHUT UP I THOUGHT HE WAS A SPY!
Xemnas: ANYWAYS, actually, I think that will be the therapist.
Roxas: -Giggle- therapist is just code for "The Rapist"
Xaldin: -TWICH-
All: .......
Roxas: -Giggle-
Xaldin: KILL IT!!! -Strains-
Luxord: Ducky, ducky,  hold on, we must wait for the opportune moment...
Xemnas: Luxord, you AREN'T Jack Sparrow. This is the kind of thing we'll address in these sessions!!
Luxord: BUT... BUT.... I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!
Xemnas: -FACEPALM- Vexen, go get the door.
Vexen: -Grumble Grumble POOF-